Observations, in no particular order:
- I'd forgotten the beauty of a double-handful of sunflower seed shucks
sprayed across the dirt road behind the food booths. Also, the
accidental art of a program on a plastic picnic table, soggy and
adhered by the water draining from a cooler whose spout wasn't as
closed as it might've been. These are the small things that make the
place home.
- It is deeply disturbing to watch a grown man drink out of the ass of
a plush squirrel. (He had gutted it and stuffed it with a water bottle.
This is a fellow who got sick of being a pirate and decided that
instead he was going to haul around a bunch of plush squirrels and such
and beat them repeatedly with a wooden hammer. At the end of the day he
showed me a blister on his finger from doing this. I think this is some
sort of strange karma.)
- There is a singular bliss in standing under a continuous flow of
gallons upon gallons of cold water and washing the day's dirt down the
drain in black streams... and alchemy in stepping into a shower stall
smelling like stinky girl and coming out smelling of green tea,
chamomile, sandalwood, and cinnamon.
- There's something kind of perversely pretty in looking down a hill
into a haze of dust churned up by lots of feet and not nearly enough
rain. (Not that breathing it was a ton of fun, but still.)
- Said haze of dust makes washing your hands pointless. No matter how many times you do it, you're dirty ten seconds later.
- Even given the above, the accidental discovery of a hose not quite
screwed on right to a spigot at about my head level backstage, creating
a fine mist of spray, was delightful enough that I went through that
particular door every chance I got.
- DeeDee still has the prettiest voice ever.
- No matter how many times I hear Terry Foy do his show, I still laugh.
- Wandering around with Gary is a ton of fun.
- Yay for my new leather hat!
- Having a respectable number of people compliment my outfit (and two
patrons ask to take my picture) mitigates a large amount of crankiness
over it causing me to only get two and a half hours of sleep. Vanity?
Hell yeah. But I worked hard on it, so I think it's earned.
- The Hall of Masters was condemned because part of the roof fell in.
No surprise, considering half the shingles were off last year. Heard a
couple crafters complaining - rightfully so - that Peterson is ALL OVER
their ass if there's so much as a damaged patch to their backstage
area... and yet lets the buildings that are his fall down around
people's ears.
- They knocked down Falconer's Stage (Or Unicorn or whatever the hell
they were calling it) and built a castle edifice. It's enormous,
bloated-looking, and grey. I'm pretty sure it's not done yet. I hope.
I'm told beyond it is a Special Events area and that they're going to
do some sort of Scottish village back there, which could be interesting.
- Queen's Tea (and, I assume, the Wine Tasting) has been moved to the
old Scriptorium. Better place for it as far as class goes.
Unfortunately, the fugly white tent off Shepherd's Green in which it
was being held is not gone.
- My chemise snags on everything. Also, as it's lace-ish, being
squished between my bodice and my skin for twelve hours makes my
breasts look quilted.
- Stuffing a single terrycloth sock under one's breasts before lacing
up doesn't change the fit or comfort of a bodice much, but does absorb
a ton of boob sweat. I weep that I'm just now learning this.
- Just because it looks like lace doesn't mean a fabric breathes.
- The new Dr. Scholls duo-gel insoles are MADE OF WIN
-Any run that starts with a beautiful woman nose-down in your cleavage
planting a kiss on your breasts before Cast Call has even cleared out
is bound to be a good year.
Weekend One - Now With Quilted Breasts
T-minus 14 and a half hours and counting
Fest starts tomorrow, and I am SO HYPED. (Of course,
that might be the cup and a half of joe I had to keep me from falling
flat on my face before I finished packing. But hey! Go with it!)
The moon is nearing full, the weather has been beautiful lately and
is supposed to continue to be so, and pretty soon I'll get to scamper
around my favorite playground like a rambunctious squirrel.
BounceBounceBounceBounceBounce!!!! !
The only thing that's going to be REALLY weird is that this is the
first time in ten years I'll be out there and NOT have a book in the
works. Granted, Book Three is still in edits, but all the big content
stuff is done (I hope).
(The hard part will be not telling everybody what's going to happen.
It's like having a really cool birthday present planned and knowing
you're going to have to wait a year until the recipient unwraps it.
I'm HORRIBLE about displaying that kind of patience.)
I'll just have to concentrate on short story material. I've already
typed up a few bits of inspiration for Ryna: The High School Years,
and it's been interesting seeing the world through much younger
versions of her, Niki, and Tanek. It unexpectedly explained Tanek's
Spartan decorating style and his gift with shields, which convinced
me more than ever that I really have nothing to do with creating
these things. I'm just the conduit.
I'm okay with that.
I wonder what stories will choose to bless me this year?
The Sudden Demise of Thomas Snot
Joe Kudla - Snot, of Puke and Snot - passed away today.
It's not that I knew him personally, of course. But, love their show,
hate it, or somewhere in between, you sort of have to stand in shock at
the passing of a legend... and feel for his stage partner, who has
performed with him for three and a half decades. That's a commitment
that outlasts a hell of a lot of marriages.
So long, Joe - and thanks for all the fish.
Eddi and the Fey!
Because you just can't get cooler than War for the Oaks swag.
Click here.
Buy stuff. It's cool. (Ryna desperately wants an Eddi and the
Fey T-shirt.)
And while you're at it, grab the Cats
Laughing CD's - especially Another Way to
Travel which has songs from the aforementioned awesome book
on it.
And get stuff from the Flash
Girls too, because they're just that neat.
MN RenFest History Site
This week I figured it was high time I get off my butt and post something... namely, the stuff I've scanned so far.
The site is more function than form at the moment, but hopefully folks will enjoy what's there so far.
The History of the Minnesota Renaissance Festival

