More gems from my junk folder....

Give her the time of your life!
(Not the time of hers?)

Big and Huge are her needs
(Yes, thank you, men have been telling women they're high maintenance since the dawn of time...)

Have a whale of a time
(Somebody's been reading too much Melville)

Bring out the T-Rex in you
(has no one here seen Jurassic Park??)