I'm getting a heroic amount of writing done, thanks to a generous muse and the vacation time to actually LISTEN to her. Even so, every couple of scenes I have to get up and stretch, throw in a load of laundry or something to give her a chance to regroup.

This break was time to check Random Seldom-Used Email Accounts. This generated some amusing spam-email titles, which I will now share.

Bed so well you can convert a lesbian
(Into what? And if a girl doesn't like the dick, why would giving them a LOT of it change her mind?)

Video of real couples having sex
(As opposed to fake ones?)

Feel the power in your pants
(Um...)

Give your pen\s a new life
(Undead pen\s?)

Grow your manliness today
(Cha-cha-cha-chia!)

Last Longer in Bed
(What if you want to use the wall?)

Spring isn't over just yet
(Since it snowed on Saturday, I'm not sure it's actually started...)

Turn it into a thing she will never forget
(There are a lot of horror movies I can't unthink, too...)

I might add others later, should they seem worthy.

Back to writing!