Whatever you think of pornography, it's a reality of the internet. You have an email address? Porn spam. If you have a message board? Porn spam MAGNET.

Now, having one of the aforementioned message boards, I've witnessed a lot of WEIRD porn. I try to glaze over and not look as I delete it before the unsuspecting masses be accosted by images I shall not describe because their horror is too great (in a Lovecraftian sort of way). However, on the subject of horrors from the deep, one title caught my unwilling eye.

LESBIAN HENTAI INCEST

My first thought was "oh dear gods, please let those be three separate things."

My second thought was - how do you know it's a girl-squid? And dare I ask how you can tell that the squid and the girl(s) are related?

I'd say I'm glad Lovecraft isn't around today, but apparently he's not necessary.

Or maybe that was him, just reincarnated....

(Interestingly enough, my spellchecker doesn't know what "hentai" is. We should all be so lucky.)

(In other less disturbing news - I sprained my thumb falling UP a flight of steps. Yes, I'm just that cool.)