The liquor store stopped carrying the $20 Islay that I adore

AND

Playtex apparently stopped making the green-size tampons in unscented.

This is stupid. If you're gonna mess with tampons, for crissake, don't do it to the green ones. The women who have resorted to them are having a bad enough day without losing the one thing that will let them stray from the bathroom for more than 20 minutes.

TMI? I don't care. I need some fucking chocolate.

Like, the Godiva truffle kind.

With liquor in them.

Something in 500 proof, if possible.

*grumble* Back to my Isle of Jura, which I have almost completely emptied. My typing has gone to shit, so apparently I am in fact toasted -- you'd think it would've stop hurting by now.

Note to self: send partner for more booze. This ain't gonna last the weekend.